Stupid First Timer
this first timer goes to a whore house and the lady of the night asks him how he would like to do it. 69, doggie style, missionary, greek, etc. etc. he doesn't know anything about sex, so he says " oh i guess 69." so they both get naked and start ......
Written on 17/09/2008

69
A woman took an inexperienced man home one night. When they got to her apartment, she suggested that they try a 69. "What do you mean?" he asked. Not knowing quite how to explain, she said, "You put your head between my legs and I'll put my head between your legs." ......
Written on 17/09/2008

The Top Ten Worst Lines To Be Used On Women...
10 - You look like a hooker I knew in Phoenix. 9 - You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend. 8 - If you were a booger I'd pick you first. 7 - You look just like my mama. I love my mama. 6 - Gross! Somebody ......
Written on 18/09/2008

What They Really Mean
MEN'S ADS- What they say vs. what they really mean! 40-ish................52 and looking for 25-yr-old Athletic..............Watches a lot of sports on TV Aims to please....... But can't more than 2 minutes Average looking.......Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated..............Will patronize the shit out of you Good tongue action ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Your Joke Here