B**w ***
male whale was swimming with a friendly famale whale when he Knoticed a wahing ship on the high seas. he told his partner that he hated whaling ships and that they ought to swim underneath and blow as hard as they could until the ship broke into pieces. this they agreed ......
Written on 23/11/2008

Three Leroys
This lady had three boyfirends all named Leroy. "Hmmm? her girlfriend asked. And how do you tell them apart?" "Well, " she said, I names dem after soda pops. I calls my first Leroy 7UP. You know, 'cause he's got 7 iniches, 'n it's always up. My second Leroy, I calls ......
Written on 24/11/2008

Bubbles
Three ducks are in a park blowing bubbles when a cop comes by and arrests them. The first duck goes up to see the judge and the judge asks him what his name is. First duck says "My name is Mr. Duck." "Well Mr. Duck what have you been arrested for?" ......
Written on 26/11/2008

Only Yew
A New York lawyer moves to a western frontier town to get some solitude. But after a month, he notices that there are no women, and he starts to get lonely. So he asks some local cowboys how they handle the problem. "See those sheep over there?" says one of ......
Written on 27/11/2008

Keeping Him Quiet
Johnny's parents had the neighbors over for a card game. For two hours, Johnny was running around, pestering the guests, and yelling. Finally, Johnny's father grabbed Johnny by the hand and led him to his room. A few minutes later, Johnny's father returned to the game without Johnny. After an hour, ......
Written on 28/11/2008