The Trouble With Holy Water
One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Horse & Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. Suddenly the horse falls into a mud hole and starts sinking. He tells the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer, but the farmer can't be found. So ......
Written on 07/09/2008

A Jewish Lawyer
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, it cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided ......
Written on 07/09/2008

2 Pilots
So there are these two pilots flying into an airport. They see the runway and start panicing. The first one says "we won't be able to land!" the second says, "don't worry, i can handle this." he starts slowing the plane down. he has the plane reeling back because of how ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Guessing Game!
This teacher was teaching the fourth grade when she decided to play a game with the class. She told everyone in the class that they would be playing the guessing game. She would hold something behind her back, describe it, and they would guess what it was. The teacher said, I ......
Written on 07/09/2008