Grumpy
The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope. Grumpy leads the pack. "Grumpy, my son, " says the Pope, "What can I do for you?" Grumpy asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Cojones De Toro
A big TEXAN stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Dealing With Our Teenagers
Great stuff to read, sending by a friend when i upload my question about my boy wanted to have his ear pierced : Here is the letter : -------------------------------------- My son came home from school one day, with a smirk upon his face. He decided he was smart enough, to put ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Bastard With A Hammer
Bastard with a Hammer A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, Youre charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer. You bastard! yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. Youre also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer, says the judge. Bastard! the same ......
Written on 11/09/2008

Custody
GETTING CUSTODY WIFE, and Pepsi Cola A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should ......
Written on 11/09/2008