Recall Notice
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Adam And Eve... A Little Poem
In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves, one covered Adam's, one covered Eve's. As the story goes on, Never the less to say, the wind came along, and blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam ......
Written on 16/09/2008

The Affair 5
The Fifth Affair A man walks into a nightclub one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be 1 cent." "One Cent?", exclaimed the man. So the man glances over at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy ......
Written on 16/09/2008

An American Girl In Paris
The young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making. On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her. "First, " he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, ' I ......
Written on 19/09/2008

Please, Shut Up
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says, "Now ......
Written on 22/09/2008