P***s
One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'P***S' in tiny letters on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'P***S' was written ......
Written on 23/09/2008

To The Point !!!
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, " It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone " Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the phamacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a ......
Written on 24/09/2008

Payback Time!
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT - that's awesome!" exclaimed the guy. So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone ......
Written on 25/09/2008

Her Divorce Settlement
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music ......
Written on 30/09/2008

6 Cans
I used to work at a grocery store. I was a bag sacker and carry-out. I met a shopper there that got my curiousity going.Every week she would come in a buy milk , meat, all that good stuff and in particular 6 cans of cat food. One day, I asked ......
Written on 02/10/2008