I Knew People Bragged In Texas But.....
A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced "A typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds." Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of 'wow!' are heard. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Another Atypical Joke...bubba And Earl ...
One day two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry, Bubba, " Earl said. "We'll just pull over and ......
Written on 04/10/2008

Be Careful Of That Horse
The sweet young thing thinks she'd like to try horseback riding, even though she's grown up without ever trying it. So one day adjusting the huge hair ribbon she always wears on the back of her head she climbs on a horse, entirely unassisted. Almost immediately, the horse springs into ......
Written on 06/10/2008

Kiss Without Touching Lips
John said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten pence I can kiss you on the lips without touching them." "You're crazy, " said Mary. "That's impossible. Here's a penny that says you can't." The two dimes were placed on the mantelpiece and John then enfolded Mary and for ten ......
Written on 06/10/2008

One Raw Element
In school one day, the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be Little Stevie raised his hand and said, "I ......
Written on 07/10/2008