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Women Golfers Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in ...... Written on 07/09/2008 |
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Lucky Frog One day a man was out golfing. Just as he was about to take his second shot on the 6th hole he heard from behind him "Ribbit, 7 iron, ribbit" The man looked all around him and did not see a thing. He shrugged it off as his mind playing tricks ...... Written on 07/09/2008 |
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3 Wishes A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman ...... Written on 07/09/2008 |
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Listen Up City Slickers! 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Turn your cap right, your head isn't crooked. 3. Let's get this straight it's called a 'dirt road'. I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on ...... Written on 07/09/2008 |
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Flashlight? Guy went to a dance with his girl, had a damned good time & upon leaving, told her "let's take a shortcut over the golf course", to which she said "Yes, maybe I'll let you get to the 19th hole". They stopped on the green 18, he kissed her on the ...... Written on 07/09/2008 |
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