Problem 101
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all ......
Written on 25/09/2008

I'm Going To Start Buying More Cat Food!!!!!
A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day recently. "Oh, No! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time." When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough ......
Written on 26/09/2008

The Perfect Day
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 Light Breakfast 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 2:30 Run into boyfriend'shusband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs 3:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing ......
Written on 03/10/2008

Mother Nature
Toward the end of the golf course, Harry somehow managed to hit his ball into the woods finding it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden, POOF!, in ......
Written on 04/10/2008

The Thoughtful Hitman
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure, " they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing ......
Written on 08/10/2008