Golfing Nun!!!
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it." said the younger nun. "When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder nun. "Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it ......
Written on 11/10/2008

The Bastard
Several men are in the locker room at their golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. You would too, right? MAN: Hello. WOMAN: Honey, its me. ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex!
10 - A below par performance is considered damn good! 9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers! 8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot! 7 - Foursomes are encouraged! 6 - You can still ......
Written on 12/10/2008

Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Golf But Aren't
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if ......
Written on 13/10/2008

What Are These?
The mistress of an English manor had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight out of the country. The first day she was dusting in the Smoking room where the Master of the house sat reading. On the mantel, she saw and dusted a small bowl containing ......
Written on 14/10/2008