Pregnancy & Golf?
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Everything Costs A Dollar
Mandlebaum receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Cat Food For Dinner
A woman is enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day. Suddenly she blurts out, "Oh, No! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time." When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't ......
Written on 17/10/2008

This & That
What is LXIX? 69, the hard way. "Complain to one who can help you." - Yugoslav Proverb Medical Advice The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there ......
Written on 19/10/2008

Play It Where It Lies
One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine -- in search of his lost ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots ......
Written on 20/10/2008