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Good News Bad News It was a bright sunny day and the man, an avid golfer, was quite cheerful. So much so, that he went to a fortune teller to ask if there were golf courses in heaven. "I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there are golf courses ...... Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Round Of Golf A non golf player was in the club house having a drink one day. The club pro came in and was asked by the barman if he was going out to play, he said there was no one to play with so the bar man suggested he play with the man ...... Written on 24/10/2008 |
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Hole In One There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX, TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of ...... Written on 27/10/2008 |
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Golfing Hitman Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure, " they said, "You're welcome." So they started ...... Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Warning Signs Of Insanity 1. You love cats especially on toast 2. You cry at the end of every Gilligans Island because they did not get rescued. 3. The church banned you for making kool aid with the holy water. 4. You put golf balls in the microwave to see if they will hatch. 5. ...... Written on 28/10/2008 |
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