Make A Wish
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and groaning, "I want a man, I want a man." Shaking his ......
Written on 07/09/2008

University Of Georgia P***s Study
In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's p***s was larger than the shaft. After one year and 80, 000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After ......
Written on 07/09/2008

How To Read Personal Ads.....
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Written on 07/09/2008

Carefull What You Wish For...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All ......
Written on 07/09/2008

,,,,,but Who Will Do The Dishes???
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He ......
Written on 07/09/2008