Clear Communication!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial blanket bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are ......
Written on 14/12/2008

A New Diet
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself ......
Written on 16/12/2008

Small Head
I went into a bar one day and sat down at the bar next to this really big guy. He had an unusually small head for his size body. After one beer he says to me "Go ahead ask me" I said back to him that I did'nt have anything to ......
Written on 18/12/2008

90 Yr Old Virgin
there was a 90 yr old virgin that had a big ol itch in her crotch one day, so she decided to go to the family doctor to see what was goin on, so the doctor checks her out and comes back saying "mam, i'm sorry, but u got crabs." the ......
Written on 21/12/2008

You Must Be Ready?
A couple in bed shes asleep hes up and sticks his fingers in her p***y, and then pulls them out, few minutes later he does this again, starting to arouse his wife, again about 2 min he does it again. His wife wakes up pulls her nighty off, her husband looks ......
Written on 22/12/2008