One Last Time
A middle-aged man was told at the hospital that he had only 24 hours to live. He went home in a state of shock and fell into his wife's arms. "I've been told I've only got 24 hours to live, " he said. "Can we have sex one last time?" ......
Written on 20/01/2009

Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped
The cucumber has left the salad. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on your laptop. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Do It With Style!
Dentists do it orally Cops do it with cuffs DJ's do it on request Truckers do it in the road Soldiers do it under orders Detectives do it under cover Australians do it Down Under Zoologists do it with animals Gardeners do it ......
Written on 13/02/2009

Pancakes
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small p***s. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the ......
Written on 23/02/2009

Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p***s into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should ......
Written on 05/03/2009