Confucius Say.. 3
Confucius Say 1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit. 2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth. 3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag. 4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. 5. Passionate kiss like spider ......
Written on 24/03/2009

P***s Problem
This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "Grandpa, can I have one of those?" Grandpa says "Is your p***s big enough to touch your a*****e?" to which the little boy responds "No." "Then you can't have one." A while later, ......
Written on 06/04/2009

Young Lady And The Frog
A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her Local pet store in search of an exotic pet. She spots a box full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs...Only 20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete instructions." The girl excitedly looks around to see if ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Tampon Removal
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the mens room. Each time he tried the door, it read "Occupied". The stewardess aware of his predicament, suggested that he use the ladies room, but cautioned him against pressing any of the buttons. The buttone were marked WW, WA, ......
Written on 12/05/2009

The Midget
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Althought the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at ......
Written on 12/05/2009