My Life Sucks
A cucumber, pickle and a p***s were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Dentist Meets A Woman
A guy received a response to his profile, and after some preliminary greetings and introductions they decided to meet. He was invited to her house. After some chit chat, and some dinner, one thing led to another, and they ended in bed together. During foreplay he excused himself for a brief ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Secret
After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer. The bartender replied "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Rich Man's Party
A rich white man in Lake Charles, Louisiana decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Indian guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Age Diferences With Girls
What is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ? At 08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 - You don't need to ......
Written on 24/05/2009