Escapee
MAN ESCAPES FROM PRISON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS. HE BREAKS INTO A HOUSE TO LOOK FOR MONEY AND GUNS AND FINDS A YOUNG COUPLE IN BED. HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF BED AND TIES HIM TO A CHAIR. WHILE TYING THE GIRL TO THE BED HE GETS ......
Written on 24/05/2009

The Cucumber,pickle And The P***s.....
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a p***s sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Your Fly Is Open
The cucumber has left the salad. I can see the gun of Navarone. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. You've got Windows on your laptop. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave. Your soldier ain't so unknown now. ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Roger And His Bike
Roger is buying his cousin's used motorcycle. He says, "My God, it's so shiny! It's like new! What's your secret?" His cousin says, "Well, any time it's about to rain, I coat the chrome with some Vaseline so it won't tarnish. In fact, I won't be needing this any longer, take ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Nurse
Things Couldn't Be Nurse A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse, " he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't ......
Written on 12/06/2009