Little Billy On...grammar
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Cheating Husband
The wife comes home from work early one day to find her husband in bed with another woman. Over the edge from anger, she drags her husband out to the shed. She puts his p***s in the vice grip and closes it on tight! Next, she takes a sledge hammer and ......
Written on 11/07/2009

The Cowboy
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Mr Gorilla
It's a beautiful, warm, spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose fitting almost see through, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. The zoo is not very busy this morning. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they ......
Written on 11/07/2009