Horny Parakeet...
A farmer's wife loves rare birds, so one day he decides to get her a talking parakeet for their aniversary. He goes to the pet shop and asks the clerk for a talking parakeet. The clerk goes into the back room and returns shortly with a covered birdcage. "Sir, this is ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Managerial Material
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Bathroom Drunk
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the ......
Written on 11/07/2009

The Preachers Wife
The preachers wife went to the butcher shop to get something for dinner. She asked the butcher what was on special and he responded "We have this very good Damn Ham." Well the preachers wife is out raged, and said to the butcher what do mean talking to me like that, ......
Written on 11/07/2009

What A Cover Up
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry!' she said. 'Stand in the corner.' She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you to, ' she whispered. ......
Written on 11/07/2009