Little Johnny
Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question, and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The fist friday the question was how many gallons of water are there in the whole world. No one knew so they ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Four !
A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. Just say one, two, three and youll get ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Old Cowboy
An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Bear Hug
2 hunters got drunk the night before going bear hunting and forget to load their shotguns and rifles for their morning adventure. As they awoke from their drunken hung over state suddenly a giant male Grizzly bear was charging them. They tried shooting the big wild bear but all they got ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Dialing
A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling ......
Written on 07/09/2008