Judge For Yourself..
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Because I Am A Man!
Because Im A Man...... Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't ......
Written on 11/07/2009

The Gold Digger
There was a woman named Hillary about 30 years old and she was having horrible money problems.So she decided to find an old wealthy man to marry and on their honey moon night have MAD SEX with him and give him a heart attack and in the end collect her money.So ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Too Many Buttons..
A man on a plane needed to go to the "gents", but everytime he went, the was someone using it. After a while, the flight attendant noticed his predicament & suggested he use the "ladies", but not to touch the buttons mounted on the wall. He went in, took his seat ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Hot Escape
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his p***s in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The ......
Written on 19/07/2009