Bull Frogs B**w ***
Women walking through a market, "Bull Frogs" "Bull Frogs, 30 each" calls the trader. "Bull Frogs" "Bull Frogs, 30 each, best blow ever" with disbelief she turns to the trader, "WHAT DID YOU SAY????", "Bull Frogs" "Bull Frogs, 30 each, best blow ever" came the reply, "does it work?" she questions. ......
Written on 19/07/2009

100 Dollar Tattoo
A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, Where the hell have you been? I was out getting a tattoo he replies. A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my p***s. What the hell were you thinking? Why ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Funny As Hell
One day this lady is walking down the street, window shopping. She comes upon this paraquet sitting outside of a pet store. The paraquet says to the lady, "Hey lady, your f**king UGLY". The lady thinks nothing of it, because it's just a damn bird anyways. So she goes on about ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Man's Best Friend
A man walks into a bar, orders a beer, and hangs his head. The bartender asks, "Why are you so sad?" The man replies, "I just had a the worst day of my life. I came home from work today and found my wife in bed with my best friend." The ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Lottery Winner
a man walks into a bank and the teller asks if she can help him. he says i want to open a f**king checking account. the teller asked what did you say? the man says i want to open a f**king checking account. the teller goes and tells the manager what ......
Written on 19/07/2009