Charlie And Bob
cahrlie and bob -two old men in a nursing home. orderly making rounds opens charlie's door and charlie is sitting in bed with arms out like he's holding a steering wheel and making sounds like a car running. orderly asks what he's doing. charlie says he's driving to las vegas to ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Lil Johnny And The Word Of The Day
Mrs. Smith loved giving a Word of the Day to her class. Today the word was "fascinate". Anybody care to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence, asked Mrs. Smith. Lilly raised her hand and said, "I was fascinated when I saw the Grand Canyon." "Close Lilly", said Mrs. Smith, "But ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Three Men In A Dessert
Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They came upon a castle. Dying of thirst, they decided to go into the castle. Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. The three men decided to stay obviously, what man wouldn't. For a week they enjoyed themselves ......
Written on 19/07/2009

The Question
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse, " he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here ......
Written on 19/07/2009

P***s Transplant
I heard this while watching Inspector Frost on T.V.:- Man goes to his Doctor and says he would like a p***s transplant because he was not happy with the size of his appendage.The Doctor says"Mr Smith I have two you can choose from--well make that one I can recomend, and we ......
Written on 19/07/2009