Young Bride And Old Groom
The young bride was absolutely stunning..still a virgin and a prize catch. She was also very much a gold digger. The groom was filthy rich and looked like he wouldn't last much longer. She figured he might as well die with a smile on his face so she planned on f**king ......
Written on 19/07/2009

What Some People Get From Sex
MARTIN IS IN BED WITH SARAH........ but he cant get it up. she says "well do something.............put your toe in." He does this and she rides his toe. A week later his toe is itching. He goes to see the doctor, who says "you seem to have syphilis of ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Is He A Cowboy Or A Lesbian ?
An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Bangor Chicken
A sailior had been at sea for months, when his ship put in at a harbour in India. Now, since he'd been at sea for months, he was in desperate need for some sex. So he went to one of the local whole houses and explained his problem to the madam. ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Toilet Humour
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which ......
Written on 01/02/2010