Teachers
A horny young man went to a brothel...The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available.. Lady - "On the first floor, we have the ex-models... they are all slinky and sexy... On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses...they ......
Written on 27/09/2008

The Contest...
A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm really hungry and thirsty too. It was freakin' freezing in the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can ......
Written on 27/09/2008

Tiger Woods
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day & age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been ......
Written on 05/10/2008

Hurts, Huh?...
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On ......
Written on 08/10/2008

Explanation Of Marketing
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense.... You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "Im fantastic in bed." Thats Direct Marketing. Youre at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to ......
Written on 11/10/2008