Christmas
20 Ways to Make HIS X-mas an XXX-mas 1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, ......
Written on 12/10/2008

A Clean Joke...
Van typically the fall guy in everyone's jokes was one day surprised to receive an invite from one of his neighbors - Koos. Koos was one of the local rich kids - by inheritance. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a ......
Written on 15/10/2008

Anouther Gooden
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All ......
Written on 15/10/2008

Torn Rubber ..................or Is It Torn Condom
Kissing is a habit, f**king is a game, boys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain, he says he loves you, and you believe its true, but when your stomach starts to swell, he says the hell with you!!!!!! 6 minutes of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days ......
Written on 16/10/2008

Contest
A guy and a girl are having sex when they both say, "I'm really hungry and thirsty too. It was freaking freezing in the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink. After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can ......
Written on 17/10/2008