Little Johnny Walked In One Day On His Daddy In The Bathroom. He Asked His Father What That Was Hang
Perfect P***s Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hanging between his legs. His father replied that it was the perfect p***s. The next day at school, Johnny pulled his pants down in front of his classmates. "What's that?" ......
Written on 24/10/2008

The Pickle Slicers
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p***s into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should ......
Written on 28/10/2008

A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver ......
Written on 30/10/2008

Rasta Interview
Historian was interviewing a Rastafarian. The interview went like this: Historian: It is said that 98 of Jamaican men suck pum pum. "pum pum" is slang for "p***y" Rastafarian: Yow boss, yuh si me? Me pure. Mi nuh eat meat an' mi nuh eat flesh!!! Mi cum from Lords of Lords, ......
Written on 01/11/2008

Pancakes
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small p***s. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem." ......
Written on 04/11/2008