Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood was one her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her: Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry. Little Red Riding Hood started out for her grandmother's but ......
Written on 09/11/2008

A Cucumber, A Pickle, And A P***s
One day a cucumber, pickle and a p***s were all discussing how much their lives suck. The cucumber says, "I get picked from my home, sliced up, and thrown a salad. My life sucks the most." The pickle then says, "I get picked from my home, shoved in a jar, submerged ......
Written on 10/11/2008

A Farmer
farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening, she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry. He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?" She looks at him ......
Written on 11/11/2008

Sex Jokes
Body: Don't answer the questions...... Body: Q. What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Bj? A. Bj. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife, but you can't beat a bj. Q. Why does a p***s have a hole in the end? A. So men can ......
Written on 14/11/2008

Love Is..a Demented Parody By Yours Truly - Ok, Not Love, But The 'poem'..ok,ok, Love Too Lol
Love is like a succulent baked ham.. Eventually, it grows cold, stale, and gives you massive heartburn Love is like a majestic train-ride through beautiful scenic pastoral countryside.. Before you know it, you've reached your destination: Dumpsville Population: You Love is like a cheap camera filming a bad porn ......
Written on 15/11/2008