Sex Problem
A bloke goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc". "Well", says the quack, "Tell me about your average day". "Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up about 3:00 am for nookie and then again about 5 o'clock ......
Written on 22/11/2008

5 Times A Day
The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. "Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???" The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm ......
Written on 23/11/2008

The Stuck Vibrator
A lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem. She was very shy about her emergency ......
Written on 29/11/2008

An Old Man Sat On The Edge Of ......
An old man sat on the edge of his nursing home bed making car noises acting as if he was driving. VAROOOOOMMMMM!!!! A young nurse walked up and asked, "Mr Johnson, what are you doing this morning?" He replied, " I'm driving to California to see my son." "Thats very nice.", ......
Written on 07/12/2008

Labour Pains
Once a woman was in labour she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new experimental drug that allows the woman to transfer 25 of the pain to the father. The husband feels really bad ......
Written on 09/12/2008