Airplanes Vs. Women ....
Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of the switch. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go." Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. Airplanes come with a manual to explain their ......
Written on 20/01/2009

Medical Student
There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient masturbating right there in the hallway. "What condition does ......
Written on 26/01/2009

Doctors
there was a doctors convention being held in switzerland between many highly ranked docotrs to discuss what there accomplishments were for the past five years. the first doctor from germany said we can perform a heart trans plant on monday and have the patient back to normal in two weeks. ......
Written on 31/01/2009

Chunks
A young lady went to see her psychiatrist. She was very distraught. The psychiatrist asked how he could help her. She said "Well doc, I'm very upset because I went out last night and I got drunk. I'm talking totally shit-faced, green in the gills drunk. I came home and I ......
Written on 31/01/2009

Flu
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall c**kroach was standing there. The c**kroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When ......
Written on 23/02/2009