Future Son In Law....
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Bathtub Test....
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized ?" Well said the Director , we fill up a bathtub , then we offer a teaspoon , teacup or a bucket to the patient and ask ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Appreciation Of The Arts
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news, " the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after ......
Written on 07/09/2008

The Gynecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her, and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" ......
Written on 07/09/2008

The Bathtub Test....
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well, ......
Written on 07/09/2008