Mr. Stewart
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can ......
Written on 12/09/2008

Two Guys
Two guys are drinking together at a bar and go into the bathroom. Standing at the latrine, Bill notices that his buddy is very well endowed. "Wasn't always that way, " the buddy says. "It's a transplant. I had it done over on Harley Street. It cost a thousand bucks, but ......
Written on 14/09/2008

Beer Can Bomb
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could fit a larger bed in their double wide. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his wifecousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Stuck Peanut.
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and ......
Written on 19/09/2008

A Little Testy
a women went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone a male hormone for her she was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing Doctor the hormones you've been giving me have really helped but i'm afraid that you're giving ......
Written on 22/09/2008