Ralph & Edna
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom ......
Written on 23/09/2008

Ethics For The Patient...
1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a busy and trying life and requires all the gentleness and reassurance he can get. 3. Try to suffer ......
Written on 26/09/2008

Snake Bite
So these two brother go up their log cabin way out in the boonies to do some hunting. As they are walking through the woods, one of the brothers steps on a snake and the snakes reaches up and bites him directly in the crotch! Immediately he begins to get woozy. ......
Written on 29/09/2008

The Doctor...
Don't laugh!" said the patient. "Of course I won't laugh, " the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then, " the patient said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have ......
Written on 06/10/2008

Pick-up Lines
He says: Can I buy you a drink? You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money. He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours. You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours. He says: Hi. Didn't we go ......
Written on 07/10/2008