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Paternity A woman starts dating a doctor.Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do.About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection.The doctor says to the woman, "I know what we'll ...... Written on 10/10/2008 |
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Birth Control In the days before birth control pills, a young bride-to-be asked her gynecologist to recommend some kind of contraceptive. He suggested she try withdrawal, douches or condoms. Several years later, the woman was walking down the street with three children when she happened to run across her old doctor. I see ...... Written on 11/10/2008 |
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He Found Out Just A Bit Too Late.... For all his adult life this man had horrible migraine headaches every single day. His doctors all thought it was simple stress so they just prescribed pill after pill. Despite all the drugs they gave him...nothing ever helped the headaches. He was a bit "uptight" and a fussy dresser, even making ...... Written on 15/10/2008 |
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Cant Waste Viagra This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, "I'll be home in an hour." "Perfect, " she replies. The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his ...... Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Born With Bullets... A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about ...... Written on 19/10/2008 |
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