Cardiologist's Funeral
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the ......
Written on 20/10/2008

You're Trying My Patients
Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Medical Examiner: No. Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure? M.E.: No. Lawyer: Did you check for breathing? M.E.: No. Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? M.E.: No. ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Wasp Sting
A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman's v****a. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital. After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Doctor & Fridge
At a doctor's shop one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you do to your back? "The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Comparing Health Insurance
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. "Oh my GOD!!" screamed the woman, "That's disgraceful!!! Why is he doing that?" The doctor who was leading the tour calmly ......
Written on 22/10/2008