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Nurse, Nurse! A woman is in a hospital in a coma. After a few days, the nurse notices that every time she sponge-bathes the woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to ...... Written on 16/11/2008 |
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A Serious Matter A patient went to a sergeon to consult him for a serious matter. Yes. How can I help you Mr. asked the sergion. Hesitating for a while, and then he said. Im embarrassed how to tell you this said the patient. No need to be embarrassed, thats ...... Written on 17/11/2008 |
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Old Mr Jones At The Doctors After a battery of exhaustive tests, the doctor sits old Mr Jones down. "Im sorry Mr jones, I have some very bad news for you, you are are suffering from two seperate conditions that we need to address" "Oh dear" said old Mr Jones "whas wrong with me" ...... Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Sunburn A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns. With his skin already starting to blister and seeing the severe pain he is in, the doctor goes ahead and ...... Written on 19/11/2008 |
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The Waiting Room Back in the days when fathers waited outside the delivery room, all the expectant fathers were pacing back and forth, waiting for the good news. All except one, who just sat calmly reading his paper. The nurses watched him closely, but he never showed the slightest sign of emotion. When ...... Written on 20/11/2008 |
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