Sure Fire Diet Plan
This guy was trying to lose weight but nothing was working. As he was walking down the road he sees a sign that reads "Gaurnteed weight loss results" so he goes into the office. The receptionists asks how much weight do you want to lose. The guy says 10 pounds and ......
Written on 11/12/2008

Office Jokes
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at THE OFFICE but Aren't: 10.I need to whip it out by 5. 09.Mind if I use your laptop? 08.Just stick it in my box. 07.If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 06.I want it on my desk, NOW!!! 05.HMMMMMM....I think it's out ......
Written on 18/12/2008

Turning Blue
"I think I have a problem, Doc," says the patient. "One of my balls has turned blue." The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes the patient will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed. "Are you crazy?" bursts the patient, "How could I let you do such a thing ......
Written on 21/12/2008

Innocent Exposure
Innocent Exposure While taking dictation one morning, a secretary noticed that her boss' fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said, "Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open." He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open. He decided to have a ......
Written on 27/12/2008

Lotto
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a damn checking account." To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, dammit. I said I want ......
Written on 29/12/2008