Communication Gap
Mr..Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Tax Time!
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore, " ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Christmas Carols From The Psychologically Challenged :
1. Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices? 2. Amnesia --I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas 3. Narcissistic Personality Disorder -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 4. Bipolar Disorder Manic Episode -- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn ......
Written on 07/09/2008

New Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start ......
Written on 07/09/2008

A New Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start ......
Written on 07/09/2008