Wal-mart Murder
WAL-MART MURDER Tired of constantly being broke and stuck in aa n unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed. A "friend of a friend" put him in ......
Written on 07/09/2008

As We Get Older We Need More Help!
An 80-year-old man was requested by his doctor to give a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar. "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow. The next day the old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Hillary's Deal With The Devil
Hillary was finishing up a day as Senator for New York when the Devil suddenly appeared in her office and made her an offer... "I am here to offer you a deal, " the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander ......
Written on 10/09/2008

Penguin
A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So he goes to the first whorehouse he sees. He only has five dollars, so they kick him out. The guy goes to the next one. But since he only has five dollars, they kick him out, too. By this ......
Written on 18/09/2008

P***y Cat
One hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. She had no name so we ......
Written on 19/09/2008