After Heart Attack...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy continues. In a couple of days Mr. Steinberg's physician comes into his room and ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Nutty Hours
a man goes to the post office to apply for a job."Have you ever been in the service?"the interviewer asks him. "i was in vietnam for three years, "the man replies, "A mortor round blew my testicals off." You're hired, says the interviewer, "the hours are from 8 am to 4 ......
Written on 21/09/2008

Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are Amnesia --- I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and ......
Written on 23/09/2008

Little Johnny's Riddle
One day during class, Johnny's teacher asked a question to the class. She said she had something in here hand behind her back that was long, hard, and pink at the top. Then she asked if anybody knew what it was. Little Johnny raised his hand and said he knew exactly ......
Written on 02/10/2008

Vodka Sipping
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start ......
Written on 07/10/2008