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A woman rushed up to the manager of the movie theatre and complained that she had been molested in the front stalls. The manager calmed her down and was ushering her to another seat when another woman complained to him that she had been molested in the front stalls too. The ......
Written on 24/10/2008

Wife 1.0 Upgrade
Wife 1.0 Upgrade Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors ......
Written on 27/10/2008

The Smart Irishman
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month." Murphy, saddened and shocked by the news, but ......
Written on 28/10/2008

Not All Vacations Are Cool........
The President of Chase Manhattan Bank decides he should take a vacationbusiness trip. ince the president has heard how much fun Taipei is, he decides to visit the offices there. He ooks two tickets, one for him and one for his se After his arrival in Taipei, the president receives ......
Written on 29/10/2008

Making Love To 100 Women
A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every docker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all. Bets are made, and they agree that they'll meet the next day. The next ......
Written on 31/10/2008