Cows & Politics Explained
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: ......
Written on 01/11/2008

The Rude Parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey, lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On ......
Written on 02/11/2008

Who Say's Sex Can Be Kinky?
A couple has been dating for three months, and the sex is getting dull. One night they're lying in bed when the girl says, "Harry, want to try something new? It's very kinky." He says, "Sure." She says, "Stand over me and take a shit on me." He ......
Written on 04/11/2008

Prostitute Or Chicken Farmer?
A woman walks into her accountants office and tells him that she needs to file her tax return. The accountant says, Before we begin, Ill need some basic information. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, What is you occupation? The woman replies, ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Another Lawyer Story, And It's A Funny One !!
A local chapter of a national charity realized it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So, a senior manager from the charity paid the lawyer a visit in his expensive office. The vmanager opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual ......
Written on 06/11/2008