Carefully Placed Periods
There was a guy who worked for Blockbuster video. He found it to be a great but complicated job. One day he was at the register and a older man came in and asked if he could buy a phone card. So the guy gave him a card, and he wrote ......
Written on 09/11/2008

Dr. Visit...
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She was to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed", she replied. "Well, strip down ......
Written on 10/11/2008

You Know You're Living In 2004 When...
You know you're living in 2004 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person ......
Written on 16/11/2008

The Farmers Dayvorce
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yes, I want to get one of those dayvorce's" The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got about 140 acres." The attorney ......
Written on 24/11/2008

Garage Is Open...
Noticing that her boss's fly was open, an embarrassed secretary told him as she left the office, "Your garage door is open." The bewildered executive didn't know what she meant until a co-worker finally told him what she was referring to. The next day, he called his secretary into ......
Written on 27/11/2008