Question Of Semantics
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open." He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened to look ......
Written on 27/11/2008

Mafia Hitman
Guido, the Mafia Hit-man discovers that his accountant has been embezzling money from him. The accountant, who happens to be deaf, has stolen over 10 million dollars. Guido goes to the accountant's office with his lawyer in tow. His lawyer can read sign language. Guido asks the accountant, "Where is the ......
Written on 28/11/2008

Blind Lumberjack.
A man worked as a lumberjack for 50 years. He suddenly lost his eye sight in a terrible car accident. Determined to continue doing a job he loved, he tried to return to work as a lumberjack. He hands his boss papers stating that he is legally blind. His boss says, ......
Written on 30/11/2008

Little Joey
LITTLE JOEY Little Joey was sitting in the back of class rubbing his crotch, and the teacher asked, Joey what are you doing? Joey replied, Teacher, my mommy had me circumsized yesterday and it still hurts. So the teacher sent Joey to the principal's office to call his mother and ask ......
Written on 02/12/2008

Greatest Salesman Ever!
Fred went to work at one of the new everything under one roof stores. After his first day on the job his boss asked how many sales have made today Fred. Fred answered "one". One the manager yelled. Fred said yes but it was for one hundred thousand dollars, a guy ......
Written on 07/12/2008