The Raffle
Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for 100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then, just give me my ......
Written on 06/09/2008

Headlines From The Year: 2029
Wonder what the headlines might be in 20 years?????? HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California . White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague ......
Written on 07/09/2008

How To Call A P***s
At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a p***s in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia ......
Written on 07/09/2008

A Letter From Bill To John
For those of you who may not be completely aware of John Hinckley, who he is, what he did, and why, here's a little history. John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan many years back. John was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and extremely ......
Written on 07/09/2008

We Are In Trouble
We are in trouble... The population of the USA is 300 million. 160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. Which leaves 55 million to do the work. Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government. Leaving 15 ......
Written on 07/09/2008