Jogging With Bill....
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Office Jokes
Application rejections Baxter Conners Vice President Company 203 203 Wall St. New York, NY 10015 Dear Mr. Conners, Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your bank. This year ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Whether Democrat Or Republican, I Think You'll Get A Kick Out Of This!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Personal Sites Acronyms
Top Ten Acronyms Least Used In Personal Ads 10. JRLA -- Janet Reno Look-Alike 9. CWP -- Cigar-Wielding President 8. MSG SG WB MF KOPWPFYB -- Moon walking Single-Gloved StraightGay WhiteBlack MaleFemale King Of Pop With Predilection For Young Boys 7. RHMI -- Really Hip Macarena Instructor 6. HAWGSOH -- Heroin ......
Written on 10/09/2008