Me Too !!!!
This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in USA A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visited Washington and met president Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori: "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are ......
Written on 15/09/2008

Viruses
Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory ......
Written on 16/09/2008

Is It Just Me
or does anyone else find it absolutely amazing that the U.S. government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington, and determine exactly what that cow ate. They can also track her calves right to ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Sugar Coating It
The Moore family was proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower. Their line had included senators, pastors, and Wall Street wizards, and a few major league baseball players and Army generals. They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for the children. They ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Out Of Condoms
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the American President cried, "My people's favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Bill, da Canadian pipple would be 'appy to do anyt'ing wit'in der power to 'elp you, " replied the Prime Minister. ......
Written on 18/09/2008