Huh?
The day I immigrated to the United States, I was given an alien ID card that featured a cute photo of me at age 15. Years later, when I went to the courthouse to become a citizen, a clerk confiscated my card. "What will you do with it?" my wife asked. ......
Written on 20/09/2008

Indian Is Right
A good ole friend sent this & is it ever right just think & they had no damm politics & everything went smooth. Ron. An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S. government officials sent to interview him. ......
Written on 26/09/2008

Politics 101
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?" His dad says, "well son, let me explain it this way: I'm the head of the family, so call me the President. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We're here to ......
Written on 28/09/2008

Anagramania
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. wait till you see the last one! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT GEORGE BUSH: When ......
Written on 29/09/2008

Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. " "Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're ......
Written on 29/09/2008