A Redneck In France...
A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French guy ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Sensitive Redneck....
Rednecks were working on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Pete and K.C. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, hell... I guess somebody needs to go and tell his wife." KC says, "Okay, ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Two Rednecks Are Fishing,
but they haven't caught anything all day. Then, a fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" The fisherman replies, If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of ......
Written on 07/09/2008

Ghost
A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small pop quiz around Halloween. "Okay, how many of you have seen a ghost?" About 30 of the class puts their hand up. "Okay, how many of you have actually touched a ghost?" About 10 of the class puts their hand up. ......
Written on 07/09/2008

A Redneck Rescue
A woman sitting at a restaurant in Tennessee suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two rednecks at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller? asked one of them. The ......
Written on 11/09/2008